- Who said school is no fun?
- Why, there are lots of interesting things that you can do!
- You can get beat up by the school bully,
- And bleed all over the place.
- You can get suspended because
- The teacher didn't like your beheviour or your face
- (So what if you were having fun,
- Setting the teacher's books on fire!)
- You can play around in Biology
- With the insides of a frog.
- You can eat a big school lunch,
- Then suffer chronic indigestion.
- You can get free weight training--
- The books you carry home give you
- Muscles like an ox, or the school bully.
- You then see the school bully again!
- You are mad at yourself and teachers!
- You end the day by meeting again,
- With the school bully, saying to yourself,
- "Alright, I've had enough!"
- Then you beat his brains out
- With your muscles like an ox.
- You vomit on him.
- Thanks to your school lunch.
- You spill bits of frog guts on him
- That spilled out of your backpack.
- And you vent out your frustrations on him
- That you can never do to your teachers.
- You feel great!
- You won!
- Loser?
- Now wasn't that fun?
- Go back to school tomorrow and do it again.
©1983 Judi Clarke
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